Why the Wizard Does Not Attend City Council Meetings.

The simple reason is Joe Albero. The stench is too much to bear. Being in the same room with someone whose idiocy level is off the chart is too much for me to bear. The Grinch attends and always gets worthwhile video of stupidity.

Actually, the video of Joe would qualify for the Stupid Videos website.

The Wizard generally enjoys the meeting from the Wizard's Chambers with a bottle of the finest and most expensive malt liquor one can find. The Cubans that the Wizard lights up are of the finest quality and truly complement any malt liquor while providing a wonderful aroma.

Unfortunately Joe's cigars are of the poorest and stinkiest quality. Machine wrapped and made from inferior material. The problem is the stench entrenches his clothes, hair, and everything else. Hopefully Joe will do a favor to the City of Salisbury and not cross the Mason Dixon Line.