Albero Bird Sanctuary

Pittsville, MD: The Ablero Bird Sanctuary will be open to the public in September. Just in time for the first field trips, kids can get a first hand look at what a bad business deal really is. They will also get an up close experience with the wildlife.

Owner Joe Albero was not available for comment, but we hear he is excited to show the kids what happens when you don't finish school. As education is a key to one's future, a lack of education is a key to ending up like Mr. Albero. Nothing more than a cyber-thug, who beats women, trespasses, perjures himself and stalks people.

It is something for everyone. Rumor also has it that Nathan's Hot Dogs will be on site for the kids to enjoy.