Fine For Whining

Listening to the Tag Team Whining of Debbie Campbell and Terry Cohen is tortuous on ones ears. They would have our emergency sevices continue using shoddy, broke-down, used equipment for cleaning up hazardous spills. The Wizard is astonished at the audacity of these two "duly elected public officials."

Over the years they have suggested we purchase used police cars, used fire trucks, and used equipment. The Wizard has received inside information on their next suggestions for saving money.

• Any Fire Hoses will be replaced with garden hoses from Home Depot.
• Future purchases of firearms for Police will be reduced to BB Guns.
• Rubber Bullets for all Police firearms will replace real bullets in future purchases.
• To increase revenue we will also sell all bulletproof vests.
• Autographed photos of Debbie lying on Silver Beach, VA will be available for sale on the city website.

There are several other items that we will in depth cover later this week.