By Decree Of The King (From The Other SBY News)

MANIPULATION or as we like to call it-lying- is a very popular practice here in Salisbury. Yes peasants, Holierthanthou and I have caught our Mayor, King James, trying to deceive the citizens yet again. But while most crooked monarchs have the foresight to spread out their evil schemes into multiple press releases, Jim isn't quite that clever.

In the very same letter we took issue with last week, his highness blames the ridiculously high crime rate on the city's lack of available resources. According to Jim, 4 code enforcement officers managed to log 10,000 violations within a 1 year period. Now, we admit that these numbers are initially shocking, but after a little bit of fact-checking on those estimates we came up with some rather upsetting numbers of our own:

Visit The Other Salisbury News for the rest of this!!!!!!!

Frankly Joe, who gives a damn

Well, it did not take long but Joeboy finally opened up his famous "Comment Worthy of a Post" attack aresenal on Laura Mitchell. His "Commenter" revealed Laura Mitchell's alleged living situation concerning the public sudsidy she receives on her rent. Now SAM I AM does not know the details of her rental contract or whether or not she receives a public assistance on her housing and frankly SAM I AM couldn't give two pieces of Monkey Crap if it is true.

Joe, leave these people alone and carry your sorry ass back where you came from - which is not the Eastern Shore.

SAM I AM Got a Little Plastered Tonight....

by playing the City Council Drinking Game hosted by The Other Salisbury News. Yes folks, there is another or Other Salisbury News.

Created by SU Students, full of Gullshit Alerts, New Drinking Games and pointing out the hypocrisy of the idiots that have been making a joke of this city.

The important thing is that more "Anti-Albero" bloggers are willing to step and call a spade a spade. Or in this case, Gullshit, well, Gullshit. We already know Joe is full of bullshit, but Gullshit, now that is another whole other class of shit.