MANIPULATION or as we like to call it-lying- is a very popular practice here in Salisbury. Yes peasants, Holierthanthou and I have caught our Mayor, King James, trying to deceive the citizens yet again. But while most crooked monarchs have the foresight to spread out their evil schemes into multiple press releases, Jim isn't quite that clever.
In the very same letter we took issue with last week, his highness blames the ridiculously high crime rate on the city's lack of available resources. According to Jim, 4 code enforcement officers managed to log 10,000 violations within a 1 year period. Now, we admit that these numbers are initially shocking, but after a little bit of fact-checking on those estimates we came up with some rather upsetting numbers of our own:
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