Saturday, June 20, 2009

Phase 4 of the Urban Salisbury Downtown Revitalization

Salisbury, MD: The Wonderful Wizard of Monitor Court has learned that a local businessman is signing on to open the first Official FUJA DOG HOUSE on the downtown plaza. This will definitely kick off the the plaza in the right direction once the streetscape plan is finished. An anti-cyber bullying Hot Dog house featuring 18" Hot Dog meals 3 cents less than Sam's Club will certainly cause our own HotDog boy to figure out ways to buy them without being detected.

Leadership from Urban Salisbury has been mum on the plan. However, the Wizard has received it on good authority that this deal is 90% done. It is believed that Grinchaholics and those under the Wonderful Wizard of Monitor Court's spell will bring the much needed traffic to the Plaza.

The FUJA DOG HOUSE will carry a complete line of FUJA products ranging from mugs, mouse pads, t-shirts, lingere, hats, decals, and many other licensed FUJA products.

The FUJA DOG HOUSE has been unanimously approved by the Salisbury Shadow Government.

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