Joe Albero vs. John Robinson -- In A Steel Cage

Attack Mutt and professional stalker Joe Albero can not stay away from John Robinson. This man-crush is getting out of control and it is time Joe get the professional help he deserves. The therapy session I have in mind is Joe and John going toe-to-toe inside a a steel cage so John can proceed to give him the ass woopin' he never got as a child.

The other obvious issue is Joe has an obsession with people who are overweight. An individual's intelligence is rightly questioned when fat jokes and obsessive stalking are the only things you know how to do. Business owners and professionals are tired of constantly dealing with Joe's idiocy and lack decency in public debate.

Whether Joe ever proceeds to seek professional help or not, I believe an intervention is necessary in his case. Joe's consistent perjury and psychotic episodes are going to cause him to have an extended stay in Cambridge, MD at well equipped facility that can deal with his issues. I am sure businesses around Salisbury would gladly donate to this cause, especially if the key was lost to his room.