Joe Albero Awarded the Mr. Wu "Cocksuckah of the Decade" Award

Delmar, DE: Sam I Am has decided to award Joe Albero the "Cocksuckah of the Decade" Award for his outstanding ability at being a Cock Sucker. Fittingly, as part of the requirement for winning the Mr. Wu Award, to be a "Joe Albero" was one of the many qualifications for winning the Mr. Wu Award, as set down by the great Tim Patterson at Gunpowderchronicle.com.

So without further ado, you Joe Albero, are named "Cocksuckah of the Decade" and we hope you will proudly wear the decorated dildo around your neck and suck proudly on it.

The Mr. Wu Award

The Gunpowder Chronicle began an award that Sam I Am thought was absolutely beautiful, the Mr. Wu Award. Sam I Am wishes to certain honor people with his own version of the Mr. Wu Award and respectfully keep the original Mr. Wu Award winners in succession.

We have several people in the coming weeks who most certainly deserve this award and they will be honored for their outstanding service to the community, the state, the nation and the world.

Mr. Wu Award #2: (Posthumous) Edward M. Kennedy (August 28,2009)

The late Senator Edward M. Kennedy, the Senator from Chivas Regal, is our latest winner of the Mr. Wu Award, recognizing him for the fact that for most of his life, he was a miserable and ignominious cocksucker. Among other things, Teddy wassuspended from Harvard for cheating, killed Mary Jo Kopechne, joked about it, slander Judge Bork lied about the accomplishments of US and ARVN troops during the battle of Hamburger Hill on the Senate Floor, and was a notorious collaborator with the Soviet Union during the early 1980s. The fact that he is being buried in Arlington National Cemetery, a garden of stone that has honored our nation’s honored warriors since the Civil War, is an utter and foul disgrace. It is a stain on our dead.

He’s been called the Lion of the Senate. Wrong. He is the Flounder of the Senate. He is a fat pig that did nothing more in his entire life than prove Dean Wormer (fromAnimal House) right in his declaration that “fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

If Joe Jr., Jack, and Bobby represented the cream of the Kennedy DNA, then Teddy (like the character Danny Devito played in Twins) represents the left-over detritus ofin vitro fertilization.

His passing is not tragic. For me, it is not even said. His demise raises the moral quotient of the planet by an order of magnitude. His Senate career – bought with his families money, his name, and the actual tragedies of his siblings – spanned my lifetime. We are lesser for that. He traded on the tragedies that surrounded them to feed his hunger for power and his thirst for position.

He was and remains an ignominious cocksuckah of the highest order, and for that, he is our second choice for the vaunted Mr. Wu Award.

Mr. Wu Award #1: O'Guvnah Martin O'Malley (August 13, 2009)

In the great HBO series "Deadwood", the Chinese in the mining camp were lead by a Mr. Wu. Mr. Wu did was a, shall we say confidante, of entrepreneur (pimp, murderer, drug kingpin, etc.) Al Swearingen. But Mr. Wu did not speak much English. In fact, the only word that Mr. Wu really spoke was "cocksucker", which came out more as "cocksuckah".

It is therefore, with great pride that I inaugurate the Gunpowder Chronicle's brand new "Mr. Wu Award", recognizing from time to time, that individual (or organization) that displays the distinct traits of an ignominious cocksucker.

Our inagural award winner of the "Mr. Wu Award" is the Governor of the State of Maryland, Martin O'Malley.

What has O'Guvnah done to be recognized as an ignominious cocksucker? Well, a lot actually. Tax increases. Fake furloughs. Massive spending increases. Breathing. But I want to highlight his little gamesmanship with the Maryland Association of Counties meeting in Ocean City.

You see, every year, all the elected county mongrels get together in Ocean City on the taxpayer's dime to get slobbered over by state employees, also visiting Ocean City in the height of the summer season on the taxpayer's dime. And of course, the Governor of the Great State of Maryland must throw a party.

When Bobby Ehrlich was in office, the Republican Party paid for the party. But when O'Cocksucker was elected, he decided to start using his money from the Governor's Office (taxpayer money) to pay for the party. This year, that party was being held at Seacrets, and was going to run a smooth $12,000. But then O'Cocksucker decided that such extravagance looked bad, given his complete and total inability to actually make a budget, and so he canceled it.

And now enters one of the biggest lobbying firms in Maryland -- Alexander Cleaver -- who decides to pick up the tab for the party.

Just what the fuck are these people thinking?

Having a huge player in the lobbying game pay for a party for elected officials and state employees seems like a good idea? Are you fucking nuts, O'Guvnah? Really, have you had your brain checked? Did Mrs. O'Guvnah hit you upside your head with a frying pan?

While Marylanders struggle with energy costs, while Maryland companies struggle with your overbearing tax increases, while Marylanders in general struggle to pay bills and clothe and feed their families, you are going to let a lobbying firm cough up a cool twelve grand so you all can party?

O'Guvnah, because you such a worthless fucking elitist who could find his own asshole with both hands, a flashlight, and a press aide... you are hereby granted our Inaugural "Mr. Wu Award".

You sir, are a COCKSUCKAH!

Do Not Patronize Salisbury Monument

After the shenanigans that SJ Disharoon pulled by allowing Joe Albero to take pictures of Sarah Foxwell's tombstone and place them on the crappy blog of his, I am encouraging everyone to boycott his business.

There are other places to get monument and tombstones. Hell, I'd rather not have one if I had to buy it from him.

SJ you are disgrace to this city and like Albero, need to leave. We do not want you here.....

You Been Blogged!

Grinch's look at Famous Court Cases over the Past Ten Years

THIS POST ON THE GRINCH brings back wonderful memories of huge score that was just out of reach. It was so close, winning a sexual harassment lawsuit, only you need truth and facts. Without that, it is just a bunch of lies.

Sex Offender of the Week - James Ray Avery

James Ray Avery
MT. VERNON AVE SALISBURY MD 21801
DOB: 12/12/1967

Currently on Probabtion from his case in Dorchester County.

He is categorized as a "Child Sex Offender."

He was arrested for "Theft Under $1,000" on 11/13/2009 in Dorchester County. If convicted of this crime, he will get jail time, as it would be a violation of probation.

So a for being a pervert and alleged thief, congratulations Mr. Avery you have the distinct honor of winning our "Sex Offender of the Week" Award. You can pick up your Award at the Dorchester County Detention Center in Bubba's cell when you get convicted of Theft.

Crime: The Real Issue is Liberal Judges

With concern about over crowding in prisons, second chances, rehabilitation these judges completely ignore Victim's Rights. Commissioners set low bail, ROR repeat offenders and completely ignore Victim's Rights.

First, we need to realize jail is not a country club and criminals should have minimal rights. You are there to serve a sentence, it should be such a miserable experience that you would never want to return. Who cares about about over crowding, stack the bunks to the moon, feed them bread, water, peas and work their asses off.

Second, the horrible government education our children receive coddles children too much. They have no respect for their educators. Schools are war zones and gang breeding grounds. We need more power in the hands of teachers and principles.

Third, Judges need to be elected not appointed. All judges. Let us decide who we deem worthy to be a judge not some corrupt politician who wishes to find a cushy job for a friend.

Ignorance is Bliss, The Story of Joe's Life

"Or being an ignorant ass is the story of Joe's life."

Pearls of Wisdom from Sam I Am

Delmarva Blog Awards

Cast your vote on the Delmarva Blog Awards. You have until January 12, 2010 at 5:00PM to cast your vote.

The Great Protector of Gun Rights Makes a Great Point

The Great Guardian of Gunpowder clearly and accurately describes the situation that is Albero. On the Wonderful Blog that is The Gunpowder Chronicle he again acutely analyzes the cancer that is Albero. So please take a gander and give the 'Powder a shout out.

Gunpowder Always Aware of What is Going On

The Gunpowder Chronicle extends it's expertise to Healthcare. Straight, to the point, and on topic.

Check it out here.

This Post Not Approved by Joe Albero

Come hither from beyond the boundaries of the Eastern Shore, Joe Albero apparently thinks he must approve everything that happens in Salisbury. From charities to businesses, any major event must now be approved by the Jack Ass from across the border.

Who does he think he is?

Joe complains about someone connected to a charity that has a criminal record. Yet Albero was affiliated with the Salvation Army and has quite the rap sheet himself. Perjurer and batterer, Joe has the audacity to point the finger at other people. Joe has 17 lines on Case Search as a defendant. What business or charitable organization would want to publicly associate with him?

He has a horrible reputation for tearing down the names and reputations of good people. The Eastern Shore of Maryland could certainly do better without him. We hope he departs our shores as quickly as possible.

Pervert Profile - James Wenzel

Name:	WENZEL, JAMES EDWARD
Primary Residence :	MADISON ST SALISBURY MD 21804
Address Change Date:	10/22/2002
Temporary Residence :	NA
Employment Address :	MERCER RD EDEN MD 21822 MT. HERMAN RD SALISBURY MD 21801
Charge:	SEXUAL OFFENSE
Category:	Offenders
Information Contact:	SORU
Date of Birth:	05/03/1979
Current Registration Date:	07/28/2009
Age:	30
Status:	COMPLIANT

Pervert Profile - Lindsay Renee Allen

ALLEN, LINDSAY RENEE
S PARK DR SALISBURY MD 21804

SEX OFFENSE 3RD DEGREE (3-307)
Child Sexual Offenders
09/03/1981
COMPLIANT


Some of her Charges:
Offense Date From: 05/01/2004To: 06/07/2004
Child Abuse Molest Exploit
Contribute To Condition Of Child/Delinquent, Etc
Sex Offense Third Degree
Disposition

Plea:	GuiltyPlea Date:12/10/2009
Disposition:	GuiltyDisposition Date:12/10/2009

Jail

Jail Term:

Yrs:5Mos:0Days:0Hours:0

Offense Date From: 09/02/2003To: 10/31/2003
Child Abuse Molest Exploit
Disposition

Plea:	GuiltyPlea Date:12/10/2009
Disposition:	GuiltyDisposition Date:12/10/2009

Jail Term:	Yrs:5Mos:0Days:0Hours:0
Suspended Term:	Yrs:3Mos:0Days:0Hours:0
UnSuspended Term:	Yrs:2Mos:0Days:0Hours:0

Sex Offense Third Degree
Offense Date From: 04/01/2004To: 05/31/2004

Plea:	Guilty With Agreement, Statement Of FactsPlea Date:11/23/2004
Disposition:	GuiltyDisposition Date:11/23/2004

Jail Term:	Yrs:5Mos:0Days:0Hours:0
Suspended Term:	Yrs:5Mos:0Days:0Hours:0

Cop Brings a Gun to Snowball Fight

Happy New Year

Happy New Year. Delmarva Views will be full force in 2010!

The 3 Best Happenings of 2009

#1 Joe Albero getting banned from ringing the bell for the Salvation Army in front of Walmart & Sam's Club.

#2 Sam I Am joining the Whoville Family and taking over Delmarva Views.

#3 SPD Arresting their #2 Most wanted criminal Leonard Pompililus.

Pervert Profile -John Michael Churchfield, SR

Name:	CHURCHFIELD, JOHN MICHAEL SR
Temporary Residence :	NA
Employment Address :	17TH ST OCEAN CITY MD 21842
School Address :	NA
Charge:	RAPE 2ND DEGREE (3-304)
Category:	Child Sexual Offenders
Information Contact:	SORU
Date of Birth:	11/11/1954
Current Registration Date:	08/05/2009
Age:	55
Status:	COMPLIANT

The One Who Cannot Be Named On A Blog

The One Who Cannot Be Named On A Blog or TOWCBNOAB, is failing in her attempts at taking down the Great Green One. Certainly those who closely advise her must understand the can of worms they are potentially opening if this is successful. The Great and Mighty Joe Albero could take a fast fall from grace, again.

The Wonderful Wizard would have to magically create extra hands and feet to count the numerous upstanding citizens that would gladly take five minutes to fill out a Complaint at the Commissioner's Office, say they feel threatened, Joe Albero is stalking them, and that they fear for their safety and that of their family.

However, the case against the Great Green One is weak. There is no evidence, no testimony from witnesses, just a sad, miserable TOWCBNOAB, who doesn't want anyone talking about her. Yet, when you make public statements, get quoted in newspapers, write letters to the editor, attend public meetings, you are putting yourself out there and open to criticism from people who disagree with you and opine on your opinions.

That is the Wizard's Opinion on the BS that TOWCBNOAB has put out there.

LONG LIVE THE GRINCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!