What is Good for the is Good for the Gander.....

The Wizard has learned from a source deep inside Camden that Debbie Campbell has has been quite upset that information has been going to a certain blog. The Wizard has learned from another source that Debbie Campbell has been harassing Greg Bassett from the Daily Times all weekend.

There were several meetings this week and the past two between Debbie Campbell and Terry Cohen, or as they were called in an article back in the spring - Debbie Cohen, that finalized the letters of complaint. Debbie outright lied about not knowing that Terry had submitted something.

Jim saying he is not getting involved in the matter, is well, representative of his tenure as Mayor to this point. He is not involved in anything except throwing out a few pitches, holding a press conference, and that is about it. Jim is completely clueless about his job. Now that the citizens has seen what "Change" is, I assume they will want a refund.

Everything he complained about when he was campaigning Jim has realized he really can't fix anything. His baseless complaints about sewage spilling into the Wicomico, made him look like an idiot once he finally got educated on the WWTP.

The Wizard has learned through confidential sources that Debbie and Terry have plans to make Pam Oland their next target. We know they do not like having women smarter than they are, so she is a target. Understand the Wizard and Grinch will not stand for this. The systematic political assassination attempts will fail because all your information is either erroneous, misinformed, or made up stories. I would bet they are made up stories.

We will bust up these lies with truth. Keep up the lies and vendettas, it could get you recalled.

Debbie & Terry Picking the wrong Fight

The Wizard assures everyone Debbie "Snack Cakes" Campbell and Terry "Flaming Liberal" Cohen are making the biggest mistake of their political career. Debbie Campbell who had the Salisbury Police Department working as her own personal taxi service for her children thinks she has the right to try to get rid of Chief Webster.

Terry Cohen, who does not recite the Lord's Prayer at Council Meetings, will cost the city more money with this non-sense. On top of her Health Insurance.

Debbie thinks she is entitled as Salisbury's Sunshine. We all know she is the Dark Witch of Camden. Her morals tell us that. Every child she has is from a different man. Where is the illustrious Outraged Richard! Come, save us from this madness. Our moral white night who is in love with Katherine Amenta, remove these to Witches of Camden from our midst.

Chris Lewis for Congress?

Rumor has it Chris Lewis, owner of 111 Deli on the Downtown Plaza, will run for congress. Earlier we had reported he was considering a run for an At-Large Seat on the Wicomico County Council. Obviously he has his sights set higher.

The questions is what will he run as? Andy Harris is in full campaign mode for the Republican nomination. The Libertarians have already nominated Dr. Richard Davis again according to Muir Boda's Libertarian Blog. No other Party can run candidates without getting a bunch of signatures. Will he run as an independent? That makes it even harder. Is he counting on the support the Tea Party crowd?

If he doesn't get the signatures, then he will have to do the write-in campaign. In that category he will have to deal with Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Homer Simpson and other political powerhouses.

In Response to Joe & the Moon.

Obviously when you fail to get past the sixth grade there are certain things that you miss. In the 7th grade they tackle "Gravity" in a little more detail than Newton discovering it. You see, the moon has gravity which is why it holds together as Earth's satellite.

In the 8th and 9th grades we cover the following: The moons gravitational force is strong enough to keep the the earth from pulling it into the Earth. It also has enough force to affect the water that covers the Earth.

So, when the astronauts stepped on the moon and the dust settled, the moon's gravity pulled the dust down to the surface.

The vehicles used to drive around the moon were not used in the first landing. They were taken up at later date.

Obviously Mr. Albero needs to study up on some history. He is quacked enough to believe 9-11 never happened and was all produced by Hollywood. The Wonderful Wizard of Waverly Plaza saw the Pentagon the day after and the plane that was sticking out of that building. So do you deny 9-11 as well? Do you also deny the Holocaust Joe and do you think Hitler was on to something? Seems to be up your alley with the way you think.

Breaking News: Steve McNair Found Dead.

Nashville, TN: Former Ravens Quarterback Steve McNair found shot dead in his Nashville condominium along with an unidentified woman in what appears to be a double homicide. Very sad news.

"We are saddened and shocked to hear the news of Steve McNair's passing today," Tennessee Titans owner K.S. "Bud" Adams, Jr. said in a statement. "He was one of the finest players to play for our organization and one of the most beloved players by our fans. He played with unquestioned heart and leadership and led us to places that we had never reached, including our only Super Bowl. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family as they deal with his untimely passing."

McNair started his career with the Houston Oilers and stayed with that team when they became the Tennessee Titans. He finished his career in Baltimore.

More details to come.

Cigar Smoke and Mold Exposure Has Truly Caused Joe Albero To Be Deranged

Salisbury, MD: The Cigar smoke combined with mold from the run down 300 West Main St has formed an unknown viral infection Joe Albero's brain. It is recommended he be isolated and especially not be around children. As bathing has not been a part of his daily routine this has increased his toxicity.

Joe's ridiculous rants and accusations are clear symptoms of a an unknown medical condition. CDC officials are concerned about any and all flatulence coming from Albero. The combination of mold exposure and cheap cigars creates an incredibly toxic situation. This is the main reason parents want to make sure their children are nowhere near this walking toxin.

Local officials are looking at quaratining him in the Albero Bird Santcuary in Pittsville, MD. However, many Pittsville residents do not him in their town. One resident said, "He is Delmar, Delaware's problem. They should not even allow him in the State of Maryland. He is such a disgrace to humans."

The Wonderful Wizard of Monitor Court has received information from the highest levels in the Maryland government that they are looking at deploying the National Guard in response to this situation. Once captured, they will turn him over to the CDC, where as we understand it, he will become a human laboratory rat. In his case - Donkey.